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V-Day, Lupercalia: Sex Toy Deals Decaying in the Bulk and in the Groenewold
There is a day for lovers, V-Day, Lupercalia. No matter what you call it, mid-February is a time for love. The greeting cards tell us that. This is a time of year when you can celebrate yourselves and your body as well as your sexuality, and I decided to take it literally. There are a number of great deals on sex toys we have to offer this year. Looking for more deals? More categories are included in the bigger round up.
Source: https://www.wired.com/story/valentines-day-sex-toy-deals/
WIRED: Special offer for Gear readers: The Lelo Sila, Hugo Vibrating P-spot Massager, and the Best Sex Toys Guide
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The Lelo Sila is a suction toy. The air pressure stimulates the sensation of being sucked in. It is small and shaped like a small snail; its powerful motor really delivers on its promise to make oral sex more pleasurable. It is easy to clean and use in the shower because it is body-safe and waterproof.
The Hugo vibrating P-spot massager has been a mainstay of our Best Sex Toys guide for over a year now. It’s one of the best toys of its kind we’ve ever tested, and includes a remote control so you don’t have to contort yourself to reach the buttons while it’s in use.
Source: https://www.wired.com/story/valentines-day-sex-toy-deals/
Sex toys at the end of the shamrock shake season: a little fun with sexies and non-sex-toys
The classic. Well, almost. The Magic wand is also as powerful as its predecessors but is not tied to a wall outlet while you use it. It’s fun to have a toy like this that has long battery life, but even though it’s large it’s fun to have around.
The Rose suction toy is an adorable little thing. The air pulse/suction toy is the same as our other favorites but it is stylized like a rosebud. The unusual shape actually makes it really easy to hold and use one-handed, just resting against your body, while the silicone petals add some welcome texture to the experience.
Unbound’s Ollie vibrator comes in a familiar form factor, but unlike the traditional Magic Wand, it’s coated in silicone all around. The head is squishy and bendable, which makes it soft to the touch. It’s smaller than the traditional Magic Wand, so it’s a great pick if you have smaller hands. The hard plastic is not as cold as the silicone when you reach for this guy during the night. There is a discount in your shopping cart.
The Bender is a small vibrating object that can be placed in your hand or pressed against your body. Its flexibility makes it helpful for external and internal stimulation. The motors are powerful and move very fast.
The shamrock shake isn’t the only thing coming back this March—some of our favorite sex toys are on sale again. We’ve gone ahead and whisked off the cream of that particular crop and presented them below, along with a couple of non-sex-toy deals that came our way.
Mini rabbit nightstands with phalluses and a Lelo’s Soraya 2, the second of the Smart Wands
These aren’t for everyone, but if you’re in the market for a harness or you’re curious about them, this is a good one to start with. The straps are easy to use and fit just about any toy with a flared base.
The stroker has two surfaces for stimulation for people with phalluses. You get two completely different types of texture to experiment with. Just make sure you use lube; these things can be very unpleasant without it.
Lelo’s Lily 3 is a straightforward little nightstand classic. The curved body fits comfortably into your palm, and the silicone shell is pliable, soft, and pleasant to touch. It comes with a little pouch for sleeping in between uses, which is similar to most Lelo toys.
The G-spot is designed to be stimulated. It works as an external vibrator because of the size of its head, but the angle and style of the vibrations are designed to directly hit your G-spot internally. It’s not safe for anal play because it lacks a flared base, so don’t try it for the P-spot.
Lelo’s Soraya 2 adds a couple of quality-of-life innovations to the classic rabbit vibe. If internal toys are shaped realistically, they can be hard to use on yourself, as evidenced by the curved grip on the Soraya 2. Plus it’s stylish enough to just set on your coffee table as a bit of modern sculpture.
Think of what kind of sex toy it would be in Star Trek. That’s the second of the Smart Wands. Lelo’s version is sleek and has a polished grip, but it’s not very similar to the Magic wand design. Like the classic Magic Wand, this one is powerful, but its broad head diffuses the vibrations over a large surface area, making it a great choice for anyone who likes indirect (or very intense direct) stimulation.
Source: https://www.wired.com/story/weekend-deals-march-4-2023/
No Sweat Pants: A No-Slee Cosy Pullover Hoodie for the Outdoor Outdoor Outdoors and in the Outdoors
I’ve had a pair for years, and I have tried them all but there’s not a single run left to be seen. Sheertex even dares you to try and rip them (with your hands) when you unbox them. I’ve tried, and I don’t know what kind of witchcraft is at work here, but these things are damn near indestructible. They’re stylish and practical and add a bit of fun to any wardrobe.
Tights aren’t for everyone, but Sheertex’s No Sweat shorties absolutely are. These things are just a pair of little shorts that you can wear around the house, or under a skirt, or even under jeans. They’re form-fitting and durable, and because they’re made from the same sheer-ish material as the tights, they’re breathable.
These comfy mesh shorts are great for the coming warm weather. They are easy to cinch tight, look stylish in winter moss, and are just plain comfy to wear.
This is an incredibly soft hoodie that’s stretchy but doesn’t feel too constricting. It works during cooler times of the year. There are thumb holes and a pouch. Read more about in it our Best Loungewear guide.
